Hello folks a new project we(my roommate and I) have decided to venture forth on and need some help.
We would like humorous rips on First Person shooter Video Games. Similar in concept to Steve Jackson Chez geek cards. Or if MST3K Did video game/hardware reviews. This will be an adult game so no need to be to reserved on content. We don't want an X-rating though...
Cutting on:
Software glitches and poor performance/Video card compatibly/Driver issues.
PC hardware conflicts performance issues
hardware planned obsolescence/OS Compatibility issues.
The woes of gaming for non Windows users.
ISP performance issues/LAG
Cheaters/cheat methods
Poor UI, game features, and quality control.
Console related issues IE poor controller designs or other issues. (IE Red Ring of Death)
Poor online behavior(trolls)
Underhanded gameplay
Online Clan's(nasty people/dumb names/to hardcore etc.
Newbs IE they ruin everything/whining/stupid questions/Verbal abuse of newbs.
Pricing/Corporate greed/from the perspective of the "finically challenged"/DLC nickel and diming.
Egotistical hardcore players
Server xenophobes/tyrannical admins
Game addiction.
Pet/young sibling interference during play.
Sudden loss of power or connection due to weather or other occurrence/overheating of console or PC.
Significant other/spousal/parental complaints about gaming.
Ripping on Social criticism of games IE violence.
Suggestions for other categories of Satirical content.
Will credit you for you contributions we use in the final system. It is in its infancy.
Thank You for your assistance.