Ok here is a post to spark some creativity... I'm in a rare detailed idea sharing mood... oh joy...
I don't know why but I have always been entranced by the idea of mismatched iconic characters teaming up.
I began working on a screenplay (ok, barely a treatment) that went something like this:
((SPOILERS!))
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A powerful evil force or entity has awoken and only one man can save the people of Earth... Stephen Hawking!
The most powerful mind on our planet assembles the most incredible team of heroes the world has ever known!!!
Stephen goes to Indiana and seeks out one William Bonney IV... He promptly reveals that this young man, via a DNA test, is indeed the rumored illegitimate son of William H. Bonney aka Billy The Kid. The young mans grandfather, on his deathbed, then reveals an old chest up in the attic... it contains the original Winchester 73’ rifle used by Billy the Kid.
Stephen and William hop a jet to Rome. After a long meeting with the Pontiff, Stephen instructs and guides William in a laboratory how to extract DNA from several ancient artifacts kept in the secret catacombs beneath Vatican City and proceeds to... clone Jesus Christ!
Now Hawking, Christ and The Kid (ok, is that more fun to say or picture in your mind... so great!) head for the deep northern forests of California where after an eloborate hunt, the team captures Big Foot, who seems soothed by Jesus and obeys his mental commands.
Stephen, Jesus, William and Big Foot head south to an eccentric and exclusive cryogenic storage facility in Beverly Hills. They plea with Linda Lee Cadwell to sign the proper papers and finally thaw out the one and only Bruce Lee. Jesus perfoms a miracle as all watch in awe and heals Bruce. (these miracles arent easy mind you, they make Jesus dizzy for hours and he's often left with an insatiable hunger for taco's).
The Kid, The Christ, The Dragon, The Beast and The Mind begin training in Stephen Hawkings underground head quarters and prepare to battle evil and save the Earth as that catchy disco song from "Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster" plays in the background.
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Okay so now two things...
#1) Would there ever be interest in a board game based on this?
#2) Lets start a list of iconic characters... I am thinking a list that is more broad than my little fanasy up above... I think if we could compile such a unique list of only the best of the best strange characters to slap together, we could have some great game fodder (well ok, I would have some great game fodder)
I'll start:
Ninja
Clown
Priest
(get the idea?)
And lastly, all inquiries about what could have possibly went wrong with me and/or my brain as a small child are welcomed.
Ninja
Clown
Priest
Pirate
Housewife
Pirate is a must, considering Ninja is present.
Perhaps we can tweak Housewife to Lunch Lady? Hmmm?
Or... scrap Priest and go Nun... much more appeal eh?
See isnt this a fun exercise!?
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