Hey folks need a little help.
I am working on a game for a national company that requires a little bit of SAFE comedy.
I have 5 characters that need slogans 3 I have worked out already.
The other 2 are roofing and flooring guys.
Need a cool slogan for each but needs to be family friendly.
Oh not that it should matter but they are cavemen.
Thanks
Monkeyman
I do not know if this is what youre looking for but here goes annyway.
Ugh! Roff best invention befor fire...
Floring is no boring, or I hit you on head...
Well I tried to keep the caveman theem going and I hopw it is to some help for you...
My prices never go through the roof, though my workers sometimes do.
I'll put a roof over your head or drop a club on it.
My floors are a step up from gravel.
Uhg's floors, better for sleeping on than rocks.
Uhg's flooring, if you slip and fall, it's free!
Ooga's roofing. You'll always know the weather.
Thag's Roofing - because a cave isn't just walls
Og's Flooring - because a good floor starts with good dirt
That is classic
Thanks monkey man
The roofing one is great my workers go through
and the cave is not just walls
Thanks again
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those aren't bad but focused more on the trade than the caveman thing.
Like "Rolos roofing we install skylights not always on purpose"
Somewhat funny but to long