I'm working on a tongue-in-cheek game in which players, among other things, attempt to steal and destroy items of national significance to their rival nations, and to protect their own national treasures. Because the game is supposed to be fairly absurd, it would be good to have silly-sounding titles for the national monuments and relics, as opposed to "serious" stuff like "the Declaration of Independence" or "the Washington Monument" -- think instead of stuff like "the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken" or "the world's largest twine ball" or "the statue of the founder's cat, Snookums", etc (although these aren't really very funny).
If anyone has any ideas for silly monuments, treasures, artifacts, etc, I'd love to hear them! I think the game will be wacky fun but I'm not funny enough to pull it off by myself -- your help is greatly welcomed and appreciated!
Thanks guys, those are a great start!
Just as a note, the monuments/relics don't necessarily have to be parodies or satires of real-world counterparts. Outlandish or absurd stuff like "Exalted Leader's Golden Toupee" or "The National Museum of Lint" are good as well.
Thanks again!